2009-01-29 04:46 pm (UTC)
Oh god, did it follow you home? They're excellent trackers in the snow.
No. Fortunately, I was able to distract it with its favorite food (KFC Famous Bowls), giving me time to escape.
I used my blackest paint, to reflect the blackness of its heart.
you mean the blank paint made from the ashes of burned stuffed animals stolen from orphans?
2009-01-29 10:10 pm (UTC)
I think its nose might be a teeny bit blacker than its eyes.
Its eyes are so black they eat blackness
Now we know what really happens when the fox gets into the henhouse.
Okay, now the thing I wrote about you in my last post has been substantiated. :-D
Oh the deadly but majestic garflesnark. Its image haunts me so.
I shall not sleep tonight. =(
They are extra vicious in winter time.
oh no were you attacked? are you okay?
Nice! That garflesnark is indisputably the king of that hill.
Great drawing, but not one of Belle and Sebastian's better songs.
They smell like gunpowder and anger
garflesnarks is almost garfield and sharks, put together. this is also relevant to their dangerous appearance.
2009-01-29 08:49 pm (UTC)
What's dangerous about a fat, lazy shark that hates Mondays?
what part of that sentence was supposed to oppose my prose? every one of those attributes contributes to deadly institutes.
Its beauty is deceiving. Experts now know that this behavior is that of a monster on the hunt. The garflesnark howls to strike fear into every living creature within earshot just to make the game more interesting. What a haunting scene you have captured with your tablet pen. The garflesnark does not hunt for food. The garflesnark hunts for blood.
Anthony I am crying I am so scared. Why is life the way it is?
Ah, I wonder where the rest of his snack is? Garflesnodes are very territorial creatures, you better watch your step.
A "snack" of Red-Crested Garflesnodes is a group of them. Although Garflesnodes are usually solitary hunters, they often band together to increase killing efficiency.
At least you have snow. D: I live in California, and not in the mountains, either!
2009-02-01 07:28 pm (UTC)
that is a good thing! fewer garflesnarks.
2009-03-02 12:51 am (UTC)
I wish there was a wallpaper of this.