Thank you! This comic makes up for all those awful CSI shows.
2009-12-18 05:50 pm (UTC)
Give me back my diamonds!
2009-12-18 06:05 pm (UTC)
This was my favorite episode of Crime Lab: Wendy's.
Okay, what the hell is that thing in your avatar and why is it so cute?
If one can crow with laughter, I was the perfect example not 5 seconds ago
2009-12-18 05:51 pm (UTC)
anonymous tip: beartato has the diamonds.
He didn't ask to clean it up. enhance. Enhance. ENHANCE!
Yes! Then it's all suddenly clear and high-res somehow, because saying "enhance" magically creates more pixels, as has been well-documented in many police dramas I have seen.
They caught the notorious Wendy's Bike Murderer!
Looks like Ernie is a CSI: lab tech now!
KIDS: think before you pixel-ize yourselves. it's permanent!
I was a juror in a murder trial, and there was some footage of the killer fleeing the scene in his car. But it was a crappy angle from a security camera, and you couldn't make out the license plate. And in the closing argument, the defense said something like "These cops were able to HUNT THIS MAN DOWN with SATELLITES and his CELL PHONE! You really think they can't enhance this video some?"
But isn't it a conflict of interest to be a juror on a murder trial... when you are the murderer???
But they didn't even use the special blue torches!
i think they were edited out. because of christmas programme scheduling, this episode aired in an earlier timeslot than usual. one where children might be watching.
LooooooooooooL - Love that magical software!
"Same way we find Everybody, Buddy...Everybuddy."
I like how in those shows their computers make all these impossible beeps and blurps.
"Zoom in on that"
"Can do!" Bleepityblorpldorlbeweeeoooo teek teek teek.
Don't forget the random key tapping instead of using a mouse or even tablet like any sane person would do when working on images.
But they forgot to "enhance it" which magically adds details to just a few pictures!
2009-12-18 08:57 pm (UTC)
I find you guilty
of mans laughter
2009-12-18 10:35 pm (UTC)
Re: I find you guilty
so terrible it overflowed into HIGH-larious.
2009-12-18 09:17 pm (UTC)
My favourite is the fingerprint/face identification software that renders every searched image in the database to the screen and goes "Blrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp-MATCH FOUND"
I bet that's how they found this guy!
2009-12-19 02:32 pm (UTC)
They had me at "uncrop."
do you make print comics? you should make print comics and make the big bucks
I feel safe at night knowing the crime lab is hot on the case of any evil pixel hooligans
hahahahhah anthony this is the best
Anthony, do you accept HEAPS OF PRAISES