Thank you! This comic makes up for all those awful CSI shows.

Give me back my diamonds!

Never!

This was my favorite episode of Crime Lab: Wendy's.

Okay, what the hell is that thing in your avatar and why is it so cute?

If one can crow with laughter, I was the perfect example not 5 seconds ago

anonymous tip: beartato has the diamonds.

He didn't ask to clean it up. enhance. Enhance. ENHANCE!

Yes! Then it's all suddenly clear and high-res somehow, because saying "enhance" magically creates more pixels, as has been well-documented in many police dramas I have seen.

They caught the notorious Wendy's Bike Murderer!

Looks like Ernie is a CSI: lab tech now!

KIDS: think before you pixel-ize yourselves. it's permanent!

So I just watched this LET'S ENHANCE montage from various films and sundry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxq9yj2pVWk&feature=player_embedded

...Only to find this wonderfully topical comic waiting for me afterwards. It is going to be a good day.
-C

I was a juror in a murder trial, and there was some footage of the killer fleeing the scene in his car. But it was a crappy angle from a security camera, and you couldn't make out the license plate. And in the closing argument, the defense said something like "These cops were able to HUNT THIS MAN DOWN with SATELLITES and his CELL PHONE! You really think they can't enhance this video some?"

But isn't it a conflict of interest to be a juror on a murder trial... when you are the murderer???

But they didn't even use the special blue torches!

i think they were edited out. because of christmas programme scheduling, this episode aired in an earlier timeslot than usual. one where children might be watching.

LooooooooooooL - Love that magical software!

"Same way we find Everybody, Buddy...Everybuddy."


I like how in those shows their computers make all these impossible beeps and blurps.

"Zoom in on that"

"Can do!" Bleepityblorpldorlbeweeeoooo teek teek teek.

Don't forget the random key tapping instead of using a mouse or even tablet like any sane person would do when working on images.

Hahahaha, I love it!

But they forgot to "enhance it" which magically adds details to just a few pictures!

of mans laughter

so terrible it overflowed into HIGH-larious.

My favourite is the fingerprint/face identification software that renders every searched image in the database to the screen and goes "Blrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp-MATCH FOUND"
I bet that's how they found this guy!

I think you'll love this :p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i3NWKbBaaU
CSI's enhancer is like MS paint compared to this...

They had me at "uncrop."

yessss
do you make print comics? you should make print comics and make the big bucks

I feel safe at night knowing the crime lab is hot on the case of any evil pixel hooligans

ahahaha

hahahahhah anthony this is the best

Anthony, do you accept HEAPS OF PRAISES

You're amazinggggg