Maybe the police will never catch him because he has committed no crime, giving them no reason to try?

He is a very cunning bear.

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Aww, only one comment in and that was already my suggestion. He's just happy to be celebrating a life of good behaviour!

But with the way he's running I can't help but picture it as part of a song...

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That is no bear!
THAT is a robot!

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Someone likes the Office.

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Err, sorry- never watched it.

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Bears.

Beets.

Battlestar Galactica.

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AHA! He's the bear who's been pooping in the woods! Call the Environmental Quality guys!!

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I thought he was the catholic bear.

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Are you sure your head was with you all day, today?

Maybe it wandered off, took a little mini-vacation in the park, and saw this scene.

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Wanna meet that bear. He seems like he knows what's up.

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Perhaps the twist is that he is already caught, as his crime was to break into a zoo.

It's a very well-funded zoo with excellent animal care.

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Hey my picnic basket!!! Ohhhhh that bears gonna pay--wait til' I tell the Ranger!

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I can't baer it, and neither could the police...

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such is the life of a maniacal, arsonist bear.

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George Jung said the same thing, you know.

Will this bear get his own high budget movie? Maybe pay the man who played Hagrid to play him?

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There is nothing wrong with this bear, let he who is withour fur cast the first...berry?

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Even your simplest works are gold!

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Haha, this bear thinks he's people.

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Nedroid, your work is amazing.

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itt, people never suspect the butterfly bear

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... WHAT BEAR?

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Now there's an optimist. My bear would be saying...um "Bark Bark" or something...

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