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Beartato: Oh my! Oh my! I spy a pie!
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Beartato: Or maybe it's a cone? Are we alone?
Shark Guy: I do declare, in the negative case!
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Shark Guy: For behind you lies a bird with intentions base.
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Reginald: FOR BACON!
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Reginald: Oh dear, oh dear; my small frame is stuck- on this bear's ear.
Beartato: That is true. The pain makes me feel very blue.
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Sure. 'cept I don't have photoshop anymore. But mine does come with alliteration in the last panel.

Panel 1:
Beartato: A giant ice cream cone, unattended and delicious!

Panel 2:
Beartato: Got it!
Shark guy: *gasp*

Panel 3:
Shark guy: That's my ice cream cone! I saw it first!

Panel 4:
Reginald: Look out! It's going to explode!

Panel 5:
Reginald: Tell my family I love them!
Beartato: Reginald's been acting so strange since he took that secret service seminar over the summer.

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I always want to play this game, Nedroid.
http://fryguy64.deviantart.com/art/No-Text-Beartaro-Comic-2-83116981

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Long-time reader, first-time comic-er.

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Here are tha lyrics bros :
Beartato, I am going to shoot you with a gun if you don't give me those diamonds. BANG! April Fool! You're going to fry for this one, buddy.

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I am so dang good at this

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Is Harrison a little shark guy?!

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-bbot

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Sorry it's all j-pegged.

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In honor of National Poetry Month. And because I can never think of lines for these things myself. (Punctuation changed slightly from the original.)

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Oh Lordy, lookitt what I got! It's soooo exciting that it makes me pull on my lip

It's a ridiculously over-sized ice-cream cone, I stole it from Francis Von Shnottlemeyer XVI's private ice-cream bank, it's cherry flavored

No Beartato that's not an ice-cream cone

It's really an explosive wizard's hat that was the prized piece of Francis Von Shnottlemeyer XVI's peculiar and exciting goods collection, although it is true that it is cherry flavored

GAaaaaaAAAaaAAaHHhhh!!!!! I must save you before it goes off in a mind-bendingly cherry-ish explosion of magical and peculiar explosion

Hah! see now I have knocked it over behind those bushes in which dwell some assorted wild animals, and we are now safe from a cherry flavored and intriguing doom

Hooray, now only the assorted animals will be blasted into little cherry flavored chunks and I suppose we will be able to eat them for elevenses, also sir I can see your spleen

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