This comic doesn't have anything to do with this (http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/32845/quite-possibly-worst-thing-ever-written) by any chance?

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Yeah, that's where "goff" came from. I love that story. Whoever wrote it is a brilliant genius.

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That's pretty much the best thing I've seen.

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good job. reginald now looks like his head is a giant eye ball.

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More eye, less head.

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no head, just giant eye ball.

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It's symbolic of the fact that's he's always watching and you can never hide

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oh you and your knowledge of how much i love symbolism.

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Your love of symbolism is itself a symbol of how much you like symbolism.

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exactly. now come feed me bacon.

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I cannot cook bacon well. We've discussed this.

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i would cook it. but i need it to be fed to me. im very tired...

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I cook bacon very well. By varied methods. Skillet-fried, grilled, broiled, deep-fried, baked, microwaved, [eaten raw(yes, I've done it)], concentrated solar radiation...

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Well, aren't you special.

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I went to a buffet on Friday during the breakfast hours. Of course, they had HUGE pans full of bacon. You could, without fear of reprisal, just take strips by the dozen and just pile your plate sky-high.

But then, bacon loses its specialness.

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Yay! Comics are great! I'm glad.

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I like comics too!

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He looks like an olive. :D

And is the dog harness for you? ;)

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Oooh...suddenly reginald is so...emo and...sexy!
I just want to hold him in my arms and feed him grapes! :p

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The statement makes itself. Which is the best kind of statement.

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I don't know why, but I felt compelled to make this follow-up comic. I hope you don't mind.



the last panel originally had a sound effect of "DOUCHE!", but I felt that that was too heavy-handed.

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I think his hair looks pretty good.

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Yesterday I doodled beartato and reginald in my notes during seminar

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Show me!

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Okay I will email to you

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Who WOULDN'T want to draw him with black paint around his eyes? That last panel is marvellous.

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Love your art ^.^

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Oh, that Reginald. He's just a slave to trends.

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"Goff" is the last name of the former high school teacher turned HR recruiter that got me hired at Keystone. Ever since I read this comic, I keep thinking about her. I should send it to her, even though she'll be more "WTF" than I am.

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